The Feds Say the Gameplan is Fine. No One is Convinced.
2024-02-21 7:00 PM
Opinion: Jason Cheng
A first day of FedProv has come and gone, and battle positions and trenches have been dug criss-crossing in the sand. However, through the fire over the top of no-man's-land, one thing is clear- the Fed's plans are not okay. Colorful scandals coming to light such as the feds not including the Indigenous delegation in the budget and bribing them for silence, out-of-touch claims and proposals from the Feds, and Yukon's budget being sliced by a whole 30% have eroded the confidence people have in the Feds to create fair, equitable, and detailed plans.
Let's start turning the heat up on that Dutch oven? Ah, the ill-fated finance meeting today, the one that allegedly broke out into a heated argument, had some gems of moments from our quite illustrious Fed representatives. Let's take a look, shall we? Well, first of all, I was told by a Western reporter, who was there, that throughout the meeting, a resounding theme was the Fed's constant shutting down of questions. A Newfoundland and Labrador Finance Minister questioned this attitude from the Fed, asking "Is this a democracy? ... Then why are you shutting down questions so fast?". That... does not look good. You decide for yourself what that means, but to me, that's classic 'I-don't-know-how-to-respond-so-I'm-shutting-you-down'. For that to be happening so often that you get a Minister calling you out? Doubly bad.
Hey, at least you can't say the Fed don't have variety, though, because I was also told that not only do the Fed apparently have a very itchy trigger finger on the 'mute follow-up question' button, they needed to defer to their prime minister! That's right, folks, you heard that right, the Federal government Finance Ministers, yeah, you know, the people in charge of the entire nation's coffers, needed to defer to their prime minister because they couldn't answer follow-up questions! And no, no, this wasn't an admin question or something that should actually necessitate the PM's intervention, this was about the budget! If that isn't the most damning condemnation of just how unprepared and bare the Fed's gameplans are, I don't know what is. I'm not even going to get into the Fed's unprofessionalism and rudeness towards their fellow policymakers, that's an entirely different opinion article, but I'll leave you with some especially great zingers from the Fed, such as thanking the Ministers "for educating me on something I already know". That's quite some defensiveness right there, and I'll leave you to decipher what that defensiveness could possibly mean in context to what I've just laid out (hint: it's not very good).
Now, I confess, I heard most of the above second-hand. I attended Housing and didn't make it to any of the meetings after lunch. However, even disbarring everything I heard down the grapevine, Housing alone convinced me that the Federal government must change or clarify something, anything now. So, in Housing this morning, the Feds discussed their plans for the housing benefit, then pivoted to banning corporations and overseas customers from purchasing residential homes. The Fed outlined their plans to expand the benefit from the trial provinces of Ontario and more. Several provinces asked for clarification and further detail, for example Nunavut who asked why they chose those trial provinces in the first place.
It's not the Fed's answers to those questions that bugged me, sitting in the back taking notes. It was their indecisiveness. For even simpler questions such as why they chose those trial provinces- you know, the trial for the scheme that will cost upwards of 9 digits- I noticed the Fed conferring with one another and taking time to respond. Now, I get it. People may not be as confident in the material, might not be as comfortable answering questions, might just be careful and avoiding mistakes. However, it's really not a great look for the Fed, on their own positions and pre-established material, to be this unsure when asked simple follow-up questions for clarification and elaboration.
When you combine all this with the fumbling responses to the challenges the Fed finds in the way of their gameplans and slightly questionable decision making, such as Yukon's budget cuts and bribe to the Indigenous delegation, it's no surprise not many, including me, are completely convinced the Fed's gameplans are really all that good.
Now, the nail in the coffin. The finance meeting stuff was second-hand, I didn't hear it myself, it could just be a mass delusion and the Fed were actually good and everyone's just making stuff up, but all of this I'm describing now I witnessed with my very own eyes and ears. Okay, so I understand taking your time to answer and even needing conference time with colleagues to answer follow up questions, but I can't explain how the Fed's gameplan seems more like an outline than an actual gameplan. When Nunavut asked for a more concrete timeline, the Fed had no response, saying they would work on it. After Saskatchewan asked for a budget for the other provinces after the Fed explained their 2-billion dollar budget for the northern provinces, the Fed again had no response, saying they would work on it. When Saskatchewan asked the Fed how exactly they would stop corporations from buying up residential homes, the Fed's response was a slightly rambly rendition of "we just would". When Sask. followed up with the statement that corporations wouldn't be very happy with that, the Fed's response was just that... the corporations wouldn't be able to buy residential housing, which is literally just their main point again. And, when Sask. asked how the Fed determines which buildings are residential or not, the Fed just gave a vague response that they would prevent "predatory attempts to buy housing", and didn't elaborate further. When Quebec asked if the Fed had considered regulations or taxes instead of outright bans, the Fed replied that they hadn't thought of that and that they would "take it into consideration"... come on, you get the point.
I just personally can't see how the Fed can possibly make something happen with a gameplan this broad and incohesive- whether it be a consequence of the people answering the follow-up questions not being the people who actually wrote the legislation, the Fed not having their notes written, housing and finance just being less cared for by the Fed, it's not a good look when the federal government looks like a broken record machine set on a vinyl of nonstop vague and unpledged "we will take that into consideration", "we will think about that", and the main point repeated verbatim. You can't just come to FedProv with a big mission statement and nice big plans promising me a sandwich, only to show up with a couple slices of burnt toast.
I really hope that the Feds get their gameplan fixed and their cabinet prepared in the runup for Day 2, because otherwise I don't see it going any better than the first.